Thoughtful Thursday: SFF Knock Knock jokes

Knocking At Castle Door In Medieval Obidos-portugal by Ruth Hager. purchase print:’s been more than six years since we created SFF knock-knock jokes, so let’s try it again!

Create and share your own (must be original) SFF-inspired knock-knock joke.

The one that makes us laugh the hardest (or groan the most) wins a book from our stacks.

Here is a groan-worthy joke from our previous contest:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ron who?
Ron away! The spiders are coming!

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KELLY LASITER, with us since July 2008, is a mild-mannered academic administrative assistant by day, but at night she rules over a private empire of tottering bookshelves. Kelly is most fond of fantasy set in a historical setting (a la Jo Graham) or in a setting that echoes a real historical period (a la George RR Martin and Jacqueline Carey). She also enjoys urban fantasy and its close cousin, paranormal romance, though she believes these subgenres’ recent burst in popularity has resulted in an excess of dreck. She is a sucker for pretty prose (she majored in English, after all) and mythological themes.

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  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thought Police!
    Thought Police who?
    We will ask the questions, you dog!

  2. mary henaghen /

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there??
    Cow who interrupts.
    Cow who interrupts……

  3. April /

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Dragon Who?
    Dragon you out to the Joust!

  4. Knock, Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Doctor Who?
    That’s a great show, isn’t it?

  5. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Hedwig who?
    Stop stealing my lines!

  6. (some GoT spoilers)

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Varys who?
    Varys all my hair?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Arya who?
    Arya gonna open the door or do I need to use Needle?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Samwell who?
    Samwell save us from the White Walkers!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Tyrion who?
    I get Tyrion all the Stark reunion scenes

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dorne who?
    Dorne, I was really hoping that storyline was over

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Yara who?
    Yara suspicious lot, ain’t ya?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Euron who?
    Euron on bridge, now get the f- off!

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cercei who?

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    It’s Snow
    It’s Snow Who?
    It’s Snow use shooting; I’ll only come back next season

  7. Inari /

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woooooo who?
    Wow. No one’s ever been this excited to meet a ghost before!

  8. dr susan /

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hi who?
    No! Haikus…I said I’m much better at haikus.

  9. Great post! Have nice day ! :) 4huvh

  10. April, our panel of distinguished judges (okay, it’s us) declare you the winner.

    You win a book of your choice from our stacks.
    Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!

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