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The Vampire is Just Not That Into You: A fun YA parody


October 1st, 2009  Posted by Kelly Lasiter

fantasy book reviews Vlad Mezrich The Vampire is Just Not That Into YouYA young adult fantasy book reviews Vlad Mezrich The Vampire is Just Not That Into YouThe Vampire Is Just Not That Into You by “Vlad Mezrich”

… Aspiring Bellas and Minas will learn how to tell a vampire from an ordinary goth or emo boy, how to attract a vampire, how to convince him to make you his immortal beloved, and how to recognize the signs of a relationship gone south. In true teen-magazine fashion, The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You features advice, quizzes, horoscopes, and “testimonial” quotes from bloodsucking fiends and the girls who love them. These sections are interspersed with notes from a vampire slayer, who has a very different perspective on things! Read the rest.

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