Bite Me: Christopher Moore is the king of crass

Christopher Moore Love Story 1. Bloodsucking Fiends (1995) 2. You Suck (2007) 3. Bite Me (2010)urban fantasy book reviews Christopher Moore Love Story 3. Bite MeBite Me by Christopher Moore

Tired of reading about sexy vampires having sword fights… or orgiastic love fests? What about tragically misunderstood yet sensitive and compassionate vampires? Much as MaryJanice Davidson is the godmother of vampire chick lit, Christopher Moore owns the market of the stoner-loser vampire. In Bite Me, the sequel to You Suck (which was in turn the sequel to Bloodsucking Fiends), Moore once again puts the fun in dysfunctional and demonstrates why he is the king of crass, the executor of non sequitur… err, anyway, one of the funniest fantasy authors writing today.

It starts with the sometimes narrator. Imagine Juno’s snarky heroine, recast as a tragically gothic vampire wannabe. Now cut her verbal filter in half. Yeah. A journal entry:

The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampire cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal[note: her real name is Alison Green],emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.

The story itself is a vehicle for a wide range of funny characters, situations and conversations. Witness the following exchange between Foo Dog and Allison’s gay friend, Jared, who is wearing her Skankenstein boots.

What bothered Foo was not that Jared had on girl’s boots, but that he had on the boots of a girl with distinctly small feet.
“Don’t those hurt?”
Jared tossed hair out of his eyes. “Well, it’s like Morrissey said, life is suffering.”
“I think the Buddha said that.”
“I’m pretty sure Morrissey said it first — like, back in the eighties.”
“No, it was the Buddha.”
“Have you ever seen a picture of the Buddha with shoes on?” Jared asked.
Foo couldn’t believe he was having this argument. What’s more, he couldn’t believe he was losing this argument.

What’s not to like? Well, there’s a lot of crass language in this novel so, for those who find that offensive, be warned. More to the point, everyone’s taste in humor differs, and I’m pretty sure I enjoy reading humor more than most; so take my recommendation for what it is worth. But I’m a huge Christopher Moore fan. And this is one of my favorite of his novels.


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STEPHEN (S.B.) FRANK, one of our guest contributors, earned a Ph.D. at Duke University and works in the field of education reform. When he needs a break from real life, he likes to indulge in urban fantasy. He has a particular love for humor, so some of his favorite authors are Dakota Cassidy, Mary Janice Davidson, Mark Henry, Julie Kenner, Katie MacAlister, Richelle Mead and Christopher Moore.

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  1. That reminds me, I have his Coyote Blue sitting around someplace. I oughta finally read it…

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