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Selected stand-alone novels:
Strangewood — (1999) Publisher: Strangewood is the story of Thomas Randall, creator of Adventures in Strangewood, the most popular series of children's books in the world. Thomas is recently divorced, and dealing with the repercussions of that trauma, as well as the damage it has done to his five year old son, Nathan. But there is other damage being done as well. Due to his recent life changes, Thomas has begun to neglect the world and characters of Strangewood. The creatures who live there are not at all happy. Strangewood must be saved, but to do so, they are willing to risk anything, even the life of a little boy.
Poison Ink — (2008) Young adult. Publisher: SAMMI, TQ, CARYN, Letty, and Katsuko are floaters. None of them fits in with any particular group at Covington High School — except each other. One night, to cement their bond, the girls decide to get matching, unique tattoos. But when Sammi backs out at the last minute, everything changes. Faster than you can say “airbrush,” Sammi is an outcast, and soon, her friends are behaving like total strangers. When they attack Sammi for trying to break up a brawl, Sammi spies something horrible on her friends' backs: the original tattoo has grown tendrils, snaking and curling over the girls' entire bodies. What has that creepy tattoo artist done to her friends? And what — if anything — can Sammi do to get them back? This deliciously creepy psychological thriller is the perfect summer read.
Poison Ink
Poison Ink is the first YA novel that I’ve ever read by Christopher Golden, and from start to finish, I couldn’t be more impressed. As usual, the first thing that stands out is the author’s top-notch writing. Which in this case encompasses his ability to convincingly adopt the personality of a sixteen-year-old female high school student; faithfully capture domestic, social and high school life — including different cliques, lunch ladies, texting, flirting, and peer pressure — and a gift for witty banter:
“My Clever plan for world domination failed.”
“So what next, evil overlord? What’s Plan B?"
“No Plan B. I met this girl. Makes me think maybe it’s time to leave world domination schemes to my flunkies, stop and smell the roses, blah blah blah. Want to hang out Saturday night?”
“Well, if it means preventing world conquest by a tyrannical madman, it would be selfish of me to say no.”
Characterization is also superb, for both Sammi and her friends. Of the latter, TQ, Caryn, Letty, and Katsuko each have their own distinctive traits — TQ is tall, quiet and shy; Letty is a Puerto Rican lesbian with a bit of a rebellious edge; Caryn is artistic, but has anger management issues; and Katsuko is serious and a bit snobbish — all of which comes into stark focus when they suddenly start behaving completely out character such as cheating, smoking, shoplifiting, dressing slutty, doing lines of coke, and so on. Sammi meanwhile is wonderfully developed, extremely likeable, and has her own set of individual characteristics — I particularly liked Sammi’s love for music which provided numerous opportunities for dropping familiar musical references including Jack Johnson, the Shins, the Strokes, Jason Mraz, Keane, Josh Ritter, the Beatles, Alanis Morissette, Fiona Apple, etc. At the same time, Chris also does a great job of exploring Sammi’s thoughts and emotions, like the hurt, loneliness, and anger she feels when she’s shunned by her friends; the joy she experiences when she’s around Cute Adam; or the dismay and betrayal she suffers from her parents’ separation.
Structurally, Poison Ink is an incredibly well-crafted novel. There’s an opening fast-forward prologue that immediately sets the tone; characters and plot are given plenty of time to develop even though the pace is page-turning; the middle act is intense and shifts into the second part of the story — which ventures into more horrific/supernatural territory — without any problems; and the dramatic finale is breathtaking, all the more so because Christopher Golden doesn’t flinch away from the harsher aspects of life. In other words, blood is spilled, characters die, love is lost and not all endings are happy.
The only quibble I had with the book was its central concept of tattoos and their link with the paranormal. Considering how popular tattoos are in this day and age — heck, even I have a tattoo — I thought this was a really cool idea. However, aside from a couple of facts about the history of tattoos, some magical symbols and grimoires, this concept was never really explored to its fullest potential. Then again, considering how Poison Ink could be considered a cautionary tale against tattoos, especially if you're under eighteen, I can understand if the author didn’t want to glorify body modification.
Christopher Golden has consistently delivered smart, creative and entertaining storytelling that can be enjoyed by readers of all ages and tastes, and Poison Ink is no exception. In fact, I actually enjoyed Poison Ink more than some of Christopher’s other adult efforts, and highly recommend the book to teens, Christopher Golden fans, and anyone in the mood to be thrilled, chilled and entertained.
—Robert Thompson
The New Dead: A Zombie Anthology — (2010) Publisher: RESURRECTION! The hungry dead have risen. They shamble down the street. They hide in back yards, car lots, shopping malls. They devour neighbors, dogs and police officers. And they are here to stay. The real question is, what are you going to do about it? How will you survive? HOW WILL THE WORLD CHANGE WHEN THE DEAD BEGIN TO RISE? Stoker-award-winning author Christopher Golden has assembled an original anthology of never-before-published zombie stories from an eclectic array of today's hottest writers. Inside there are stories about military might in the wake of an outbreak, survival in a wasted wasteland, the ardor of falling in love with a zombie, and a family outing at the circus. Here is a collection of new views on death and resurrection. With stories from Joe Hill, John Connolly, Max Brooks, Kelley Armstrong, Tad Williams, David Wellington, David Liss, Aimee Bender, Jonathan Maberry, and many others, this is a wildly diverse and entertaining collection... the Last Word on the New Dead.
The New Dead: A Zombie Anthology
FORMAT/INFO: The New Dead is 400 pages long divided over nineteen short stories. Also includes a Foreword by the editor Christopher Golden, and biographies on all of the anthology’s contributors. February 16, 2010 marks the North American Trade Paperback publication of The New Dead via St. Martin’s Griffin. Cover art provided by Per Haagensen. The UK version will be published on February 18, 2010 via Piatkus Books under the altered title: Zombie: An Anthology of the Undead. Subterranean Press is also producing a limited signed edition of The New Dead that is already long sold out.
ANALYSIS:
1) “Lazarus” by John Connolly. Connolly, author of the CHARLIE PARKER novels and last year’s YA title The Gates, kicks off The New Dead with a chilling, mournful, and somewhat contentious reimagining of the Bible’s Lazarus of Bethany who was brought back to life by Jesus four days after he had died.
2) “What Maisie Knew” by David Liss. One of the best entries in the anthology, “What Maisie Knew” has a little bit of everything: inventiveness (the dead reanimated as servants, Nazi science, soul photography), depravity (sex, torture and mutilation of reanimates), great writing (a compelling first-person narrative), and a fitting ending.
3) “Copper” by Stephen R. Bissette. The author is best known as an illustrator, having worked with the likes of Alan Moore, Heavy Metal, R.L. Stine, Rick Veitch and co-creating the comic book character, John Constantine. In fact, he even provided the cover art and interior illustrations for the Subterranean Press version of The New Dead. Stephen R. Bissette can write too though, as attested by his Bram Stoker Award-winning novella Aliens: Tribes, and in “Copper” the artist/editor/writer delivers a noir-esque tale that is as much an examination of war and soldiers as it is about zombies. The best thing about this story is the Charlie Huston-meets-Dr. Seuss presentation, although it does take some getting used to: “Copper, wrapped in the cloth houses and cloth street and cloth neighbors and cloth Copper in his cloth rocker on his cloth porch.”
4) “In the Dust” by Tim Lebbon. I’m a big fan of the NOREELA tales by Tim Lebbon, and the author in general, so for me his contribution was one of the more anticipated short stories in the anthology. “In the Dust” is a fairly routine zombie story though, starring survivors in a post-infection milieu and dealing with such familiar ideas and themes as military quarantines, perseverance, and finding closure like discovering what happened to the protagonist’s wife. Nevertheless, another solid offering from the three-time British Fantasy Award-winning author.
5) “Life Sentence” by Kelley Armstrong. Featuring magicians, shamans, necromancers, vampires, and other urban fantasy elements, I believe “Life Sentence” is set in the same world as the author’s popular WOMEN OF THE OTHERWORLD series. For an urban fantasy tale, “Life Sentence” was actually darker than I expected, and follows a very rich magician, who is diagnosed with inoperable cancer and uses his considerable wealth to discover a means of extending his life, no matter the consequences. A delightful surprise and one of the better short stories in the anthology.
6) “Delice” by Holly Newstein. Zombies have long been associated with voodoo, so it only makes sense that a zombie anthology would include at least one story with voodoo in it. Set in New Orleans, “Delice” is a tale of dark voudou magic, zombies, and vengeance.
7) “The Wind Cries Mary” by Brian Keene. Only four pages long, “The Wind Cries Mary” is the shortest story in the entire anthology. Despite its length however, “The Wind Cries Mary” is a sweet tale of love set in the aftermath of a zombie outbreak.
8) “Family Business” by Jonathan Maberry. The author's awesome zombie/techno-thriller, Patient Zero, was a favorite of mine in 2009. As a result, I couldn’t wait to see what Maberry brought to the table in The New Dead, and the author doesn’t disappoint. Not only is “Family Business” the longest story in the anthology, it’s also one of the best, featuring creative ideas like cadaverine (a nasty-smelling concoction that disguises humans from zoms) post-zombie jobs (Erosion Artists, Locksmith Apprentice, Fence Tester, Carpet-Coat Salesman, Pit Thrower, Ash Soaker, bounty hunters, etc.), the Children of Lazarus religion, and a surprisingly poignant story about family, closure, and respecting the dead.
9) “The Zombie Who Fell from the Sky” by M.B. Homler. If I’m not mistaken, M.B. Homler is actually St. Martin’s Press editor, Michael Homler, and as far as I can tell, he doesn’t have anything else published. If that’s the case, then it might explain “The Zombie Who Fell from the Sky”, a story that has some impressive stuff going on like the black humor and craziness (a chihuahua named Butt Muncher, footnotes, zombie poetry, etc.), but ultimately is one of the weaker entries in the anthology due to inconsistent writing and poor execution.
10) “My Dolly” by Derek Nikitas. “My Dolly” has a strong biblical theme running through it with various references to the Apocalypse, which could have been interesting if the author had explored the concept further. Instead, Derek Nikitas' focus on a former emergency medical technician and the Dolly of the title results in one of the anthology’s more forgettable stories.
11) “Second Wind” by Mike Carey. Starring zombie Nicky Heath, one of my favorite supporting characters from Mike Carey’s superb FELIX CASTOR urban fantasy series, “Second Wind” was a treat to read even if the voice and story weren’t quite what I was expecting.
12) “Closure, LTD” by Max Brooks. When discussing contemporary zombie fiction, Max Brooks’ name is almost guaranteed to come up every time, so what would a zombie anthology be without the author’s inclusion? Though on the short side — six pages long — “Closure, LTD” is an interesting tale set in the world of Max Brooks’ highly popular World War Z about a company specializing in providing ‘closure’ for its clients.
13) “Among Us” by Aimee Bender. A zombie that eats other zombies; salmon; Being John Malkovich; usury; a recently divorced sixty-year-old man... these individual parts make up “Among Us”, one of the more original and thought-provoking stories in the anthology.
14) “Ghost Trap” by Rick Hautala. Rick Hautala’s contribution about a U.S. Coast Guard discovering a corpse while diving for ‘ghost traps’ — lost lobster traps — has an old-school horror feel to it, but nevertheless is one of The New Dead’s spookier stories...
15) “The Storm Door” by Tad Williams. When I think of Tad Williams, I immediately think of epic fantasy, so I was a little surprised to see him included in a zombie anthology, but Tad Williams more than holds his own with an impressive tale about a paranormal investigator named Nathan Nightingale, who discovers that predatory souls are taking over the bodies of the recently deceased.
16) “Kids and their Toys” by James A. Moore.What would happen if a bunch of twelve-year-old boys found a zombie one day and decided to keep it as their pet/toy? That’s the scenario James A. Moore explores in his short story and the answer, as one might expect, is not pretty. It does, however, make for same damn good reading.
17) “Shooting Pool” by Joe R. Lansdale. Trouble finds a group of friends one night in a local pool hall in Joe R. Lansdale’s Southern-influenced crime story, which is engrossing but has little to do with zombies. As a result, “Shooting Pool” feels terribly out of place compared to the other entries in the anthology.
18) “Weaponized” by David Wellington. The author is no stranger to zombies, having written about them in the MONSTER trilogy and Plague Zone, and it’s quite apparent that he is comfortable with the subject based on his entertaining contribution, which takes place in the year 2019 and focuses on wars, a savvy reporter, and a new, cheaper form of weaponry: remote-controled PMCs (PostMortem Combatants).
19) “Twittering from the Circus of the Dead” by Joe Hill. Told entirely in the form of Twitter messages (TYME2WASTE: “Hello Twitterverse. I am Blake and Blake is me. What am I doing? Counting seconds.”), Joe Hill’s story about a family that comes across a zombie circus on the way home from vacation is just pure genius, and a perfect ending to The New Dead anthology.
CONCLUSION: In the Foreword, editor Christopher Golden asks, “Why are we fascinated by zombies?” I’m not sure The New Dead anthology ever adequately answers that question, but it does provide readers with a collection of short stories that not only celebrates the zombie genre, but also examines it from different perspectives, and in some cases, introduces new ideas. On top of that, the anthology boasts an impressive mix of big-name authors, rising stars and new faces, while the stories themselves are indeed, “wildly diverse and entertaining”. Granted, there were stories ("What Maisie Knew," "Twittering from the Circus of the Dead," "Family Business," "The Storm Door," "Weaponized," "Life Sentence," etc.) that I enjoyed reading more than others, but a lot of that has to do with personal tastes, and it is an opinion that will differ from reader to reader. One thing is for sure though — if you love zombie fiction, then you will love Christopher Golden’s The New Dead. —Robert Thompson
When Rose Wakes — (2010) Publisher: Her terrifying dreams are nothing compared to the all-too-real nightmare that awaits... Ever since sixteen-year-old Rose DuBois woke up from months in a coma with absolutely no memories, she’s had to start from scratch. She knows she loves her two aunts who take care of her, and that they all used to live in France, but everything else from her life before is a blank.Rose tries to push through the memory gaps and start her new life, attending high school and living in Boston with her aunts, who have seriously old world ideas. Especially when it comes to boys. But despite their seemingly irrational fears and odd superstitions, they insist Rose not worry about the eerie dreams she’s having, vivid nightmares that she comes to realize are strangely like the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty. The evil witch, the friendly fairies, a curse that puts an entire town to sleep — Rose relives the frightening story every night. And when a mysterious raven-haired woman starts following her, Rose begins to wonder if she is the dormant princess. And now that she’s awake, she’s in terrible, terrible danger...
The Monster's Corner: Stories Through Inhuman Eyes — (2011) Publisher: An all original anthology from some of todays hottest supernatural writers, featuring stories of monster's from the monster's point of view. In most stories we get the perspective of the hero, the ordinary, the everyman, but we are all the hero of our own tale, and so it must be true for legions of monsters, from Lucifer to Mordred, from child-thieving fairies to Frankenstein's monster and the Wicked Witch of the West. From our point of view, they may very well be horrible, terrifying monstrosities, but of course they won’t see themselves in the same light, and their point of view is what concerns us in these tales. Demons and goblins, dark gods and aliens, creatures of myth and legend, lurkers in darkness and beasts in human clothing… these are the subjects of The Monster’s Corner. With contributions by Lauren Groff, Chelsea Cain, Simon R. Green, Sharyn McCrumb, Kelley Armstrong, David Liss, Kevin J. Anderson, Jonathan Maberry, and many others.
The Monster's Corner: Stories Through Inhuman Eyes
FORMAT/INFO: The Monster’s Corner is 400 pages long and consists of 19 short stories. Also included is an Introduction by the editor Christopher Golden, and biographies of all of the anthology’s contributors. September 27, 2011 marks the North American Trade Paperback publication of The Monster’s Corner via St. Martin’s Griffin. The UK version will be published on the same day via Piatkus Books.
ANALYSIS: The New Dead was one of my favorite books of 2010, so when it was announced that Christopher Golden was putting together another horror-themed anthology, I couldn’t wait. Like The New Dead, The Monster’s Corner features nineteen brand new, never before published short stories from a wide variety of authors from all genres. Where The New Dead focused on zombies, The Monster’s Corner is about monsters — specifically monsters that readers can sympathize with, like the Frankenstein monster, King Kong, Godzilla, Magneto, Blade Runner’s Roy Batty, or the whale from Moby Dick. No vampires or zombies, however. Christopher Golden forbade their inclusion. He also discouraged human monsters for reasons explained in his Introduction, although “a couple of them slipped in.” Instead, the anthology features monsters that reflect the author’s philosophy about monstrosity. “About how we define each other and how we define ourselves. About what we see in the mirror and what we fear others will see. About perspective and seeing the world through inhuman eyes”:
1) “The Awkward Age” by David Liss. It’s no surprise that Christopher Golden elected to open The Monster’s Corner with a David Liss story. After all, the author’s contribution to The New Dead was one of the best stories in the entire anthology. With “The Awkward Age,” Liss delivers another satisfying winner, a cleverly written and thought-provoking tale about a relationship that develops between a forty-five-year-old husband and father stuck in an unhappy marriage, and a fourteen-year-old goth girl who is either preying on the weaknesses of a much older man for her own entertainment... or a ghoul...
2) “Saint John” by Jonathan Maberry. Saint John believes the Voice of God speaks to him, providing guidance and answers. This could be true. Then again, Saint John could just be mentally insane because of the terrible things that were done to him when he was a child. Either way, Saint John is now a deadly killer. He is also an unlikely beacon of light in a post-apocalyptic world plagued by disease and chaos and people stripped of their humanity. Dark and disturbing, but also interjected with glimpses of hope, “Saint John” is another impressive offering from Maberry.
3) “Rue” by Lauren Groff. I loved Groff’s debut novel, The Monsters of Templeton (Reviewed HERE), but haven’t read anything by the author since then. So I was excited to see Lauren’s inclusion in The Monster’s Corner. Unfortunately, “Rue” was a disappointment. The tale may be beautifully written and atmospheric, kind of like a fairy tale, but I had a hard time grasping what the story was trying to convey. There is an old woman who steals a baby and raises the girl — named Rue — secluded from the rest of the world, only to lose her anyway, but who the old woman is, why she stole the baby, and the story’s setting with its Ministers and work camps, are all cloaked in a confusing haze of mystery.
4) “Succumb” by John McIlveen. Not only is “Succumb” short — only six pages long — but it’s written by someone I’ve never heard of before. In fact, I have no clue what else John McIlveen has even written since his bio provides very little information and I was unable to learn anything online. So not a lot to get excited about, although I did find the presentation of the story — a seductress having a one-sided conversation with a sinful preacher during foreplay and intercourse — somewhat interesting. For the most part though, “Succumb” is one of the weaker stories in The Monster’s Corner.
5) “Torn Stitches, Shattered Glass” by Kevin J. Anderson. It’s only fitting that an anthology about sympathetic monsters would include a story featuring arguably the most sympathetic monster of them all — Frankenstein’s monster. It also makes sense that Kevin J. Anderson is the author of this particular story, since he has written about the monster before in Frankenstein: Prodigal Son, although there is no connection between Anderson’s tale and Dean Koontz’s series. Instead, “Torn Stitches, Shattered Glass” acts as a semi-sequel to Mary Shelley’s classic novel with the monster living among Jews in the Nazi-occupied city of Ingolstadt in the year 1938. The short story shares many of the same themes found in Shelley’s book, even referencing the novel several times, but Anderson’s writing is much more accessible and straightforward. Overall, “Torn Stitches, Shattered Glass” is more entertaining than thought-provoking, but it’s a good contribution nonetheless.
6) “Rattler and the Mothman” by Sharyn McCrumb. Native American folklore, West Virginia history (the collapse of the Silver Bridge, George Washington’s Lost Colony), the Mothman legend, and urban fantasy collide in McCrumb’s amusing tale about a garuda supposedly responsible for “wiping out dinosaurs”, “sending the Ice Age mammals into extinction”, and other atrocities. Highlighting the short story is a wonderful narrative voice: “There’s a lot wrong with life in the twenty-first century, which is why I took to the woods in the first place, but in a world where the Dalai Lama is on Twitter, I don’t reckon there’s much hope for any of us Shamen — New People’s word — to get let alone.”
7) “Big Man” by David Moody. Having put his own unique spin on zombies and apocalyptic fiction with Haters and the Autumn series, I was curious to see what Moody would do with his contribution to The Monster’s Corner. Consider my curiosity sated. Referencing Roger Corman, Samuel Z. Arkoff, King Kong, Godzilla and classic B monster movies like Attack of the 50 Foot Woman and War of the Colossal Beast, “Big Man” is a nearly perfect example of the monstrosity and perspective that Christopher Golden talks about in his Introduction.
8) “Rakshasi” by Kelley Armstrong. Armstrong’s short fiction has yet to disappoint me and that streak continues with “Rakshasi,” a compelling standalone story about a rakshasi named Amrita, who has served as a slave to the isha for two hundred years, eliminating evil in penance for her crimes as a human. A debt Amrita has long paid off, forcing the rakshasi to take matters into her own hands. One of my favorite entries in The Monster’s Corner, “Rakshasi” features a setup that I would love to explore further in a full-length novel or series.
9) “Breeding Demons” by Nate Kenyon. I’ve been meaning to read Nate Kenyon’s fiction for a while now, but haven’t been able to find the time. If “Breeding Demons” is any indication, then I’ve been missing out. Containing both assured prose and a nightmarish imagination reminiscent of Clive Barker, Kenyon’s visceral tale of a man caught between two worlds — love and normalcy versus evil, demons and “pornography for the supernatural” — is a standout of the anthology.
10) “Siren Song” by Dana Stabenow. “Siren Song” is a Kate Shugak short story. Who is Kate Shugak? Apparently she’s the star of a long-running mystery series; volume nineteen comes out in February 2012. As someone who has never heard of the series before, I wish the short story had done a better job acquainting me with Kate Shugak: who she is, what she does, or why I should care. Then again, “Siren Song” is not really about Kate Shugak. It’s about the Akulurak sisters, the pimp they are accused of murdering, the terrible ordeal they’ve suffered, and the real monsters inhabiting our world...
11) “Less of a Girl” by Chelsea Cain. Gretchen Lowell from Heartsick, Sweetheart and Evil at Heart would have been perfect for The Monster’s Corner. Sadly, the seductive serial killer is nowhere to be found in “Less of a Girl.” Instead, readers are treated to a short, stomach-churning tale about some ‘thing’ living in a fourteen-year-old girl’s bedroom. Very disappointing.
12) “The Cruel Thief of Rosy Infants” by Tom Piccirilli. Piccirilli has received numerous awards and nominations for his writing including four Bram Stoker Awards. It’s easy to see why after reading “The Cruel Thief of Rosy Infants,” a dark and haunting fairy tale about a fae creature charged with his family’s millennia-old duty to steal human babies and replace them with one of his own race. Definitely one of the anthology’s better entries.
13) “The Screaming Room” by Sarah Pinborough. Greek mythology is full of terrifying monsters like the Minotaur or Cerberus, but Medusa? Medusa is both terrifying and tragic, a contrast that is wonderfully captured in Sarah Pinborough’s striking short story, “The Screaming Room,” which is named such because of an interesting twist on the mythology where it takes years, not seconds before the monster’s victims are turned to stone...
14) “Wicked Be” by Heather Graham. “Wicked Be” is the first time I’ve ever read anything by Heather Graham. It was not a very memorable first impression, especially considering how much the protagonist’s narrative voice annoyed me, sounding more like a teenager than a centuries-old immortal witch. Things become better when the story focuses on Melissa’s friends and loved ones caught up in the witch trial madness of the 1600s, but as a whole “Wicked Be” is rather pedestrian.
15) “Specimen 313” by Jeff Strand. Featuring giant, carnivorous man-eating, gene-spliced Venus flytraps who can speak with each other and possess human thoughts and emotions — sadness, fear, love — “Specimen 313” offers a refreshing and entertaining take on monsters who turn against their creator...
16) “The Lake” by Tananarive Due. Can Tananarive Due write or what? Her prose alone makes “The Lake” a highlight of The Monster’s Corner. Of course, there’s more to “The Lake” than stunning prose. The story about a woman trying to get a fresh start in Graceville, Florida — “new job, new house, new lake, new beginning” — and the changes she undergoes there, both human and inhuman, is gripping and evocative.
17) “The Other One” by Michael Marshall Smith. “The Other One” is another expertly written offering from Michael Marshall Smith, highlighted by a convincing portrayal of a thirty-eight-year-old woman who has grown tired of her life — her job, her friends, her relationship with Richard — and an unexpected climax involving the ‘other one’. As good as the writing is, though, the short story was a bit allegorical for my tastes and left me feeling unfulfilled.
18) “And Still You Wonder Why Our First Impulse Is To Kill You: An Alphabetized Faux-Manifesto Transcribed, Edited, and Annotated (Under Duress and Protest)” by Gary A. Braunbeck. If The Monster’s Corner was a competition and I had to pick a single winner, it would easily be this story. Why? For starters, the setup which features Braunbeck as a character in his own story with monsters dictating what he should be writing in the alphabetized Manifesto — “A is for Abomination” — is incredibly inventive and fun to read. Then there’s the writing itself, which sparkles with cleverness and versatility. Finally, Braunbeck’s Manifesto is bursting with humor and imagination at every turn like the monsters’ favorite author and band — Joyce Carol Oates and Nazareth; their regret at using H.P. Lovecraft as a ‘PR man’; their fear of Ken Doll; the Colophon whose goal is to “erase all printed language and destroy all digital language”; and so much more. In short, “And Still You Wonder Why Our First Impulse Is To Kill You” is the must-read story of The Monster’s Corner.
19) “Jesus and Satan Go Jogging in the Desert” by Simon R. Green. Even though the previous story would have been a better choice to close out the anthology, Green’s amusing retelling of Satan’s temptation of Jesus from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark and Luke is a nice way to end The Monster’s Corner.
CONCLUSION: Collectively, The Monster’s Corner is not quite as strong or as entertaining as The New Dead. This can partly be attributed to the anthology’s theme about monstrosity and perspective, which can be a little restrictive when compared to simply writing about zombies or post-apocalyptic settings. For me though, it was more of a personal issue I had with the editor’s choice of contributors. There’s no question the authors selected for The Monster’s Corner are talented and give the reader a diverse range of stories to choose from, but I was in the mood for something darker. Something that would send chills down my spine and leave me haunted by nightmares. In that regard, The Monster’s Corner doesn’t quite hit the spot. That all said, Christopher Golden has, in the end, compiled another impressive and successful horror-themed anthology in The Monster’s Corner. —Robert Thompson
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